I am the Rabbit Toucher, I will touch your Rabbit. DO NOT attempt to stop me from touching your Rabbit, if you try to stop me I'll touch your Rabbit anyway. I do not care about you, I only care about Rabbits! It is because I care about Rabbits that I will touch your Rabbit, all Rabbits deserve to be touched. I don't care if your Rabbit is a lop eared Rabbit or a Giant Flemish Rabbit, I will only be angry if you have no Rabbit, if you have no Rabbit I WILL SCREAM!!! If you have 2 Rabbits, I will touch 2 Rabbits. Do not be alarmed when I arrive, I will do so quietly, you will leave your door unlocked and you will remain in your chamber. If your door is locked I will break into your house and touch your Rabbit, if you feel fear I will touch your Rabbit anyway. If you scream I will touch your Rabbit anyway. If you call the police, they won't come. My touch is warm, my touch is light. The Rabbit knows who I am, I will not touch the inside of your Rabbit and I will not influence the conscience of your Rabbit, I will only touch the outside of your Rabbit. Do not hide your Rabbit, if you hide your Rabbit I will find your Rabbit, if I find your Rabbit I will touch your Rabbit. I would never touch you but if you touched me you would scream. 

When I'm done touching your Rabbit I would announce "I'm done touching your Rabbit" and leave the house. I will not return