I wasn't aware we owned a collection of chinese teapots at home. Mother told me dad brought them, good on him, I suppose

"That's him"

"Was he born?"

"Yep"

"Is his body still warm?"

"Very"

"Let me gaze upon his eyes, brother"

"..."

"The boy is not pure of the flesh. I see attachment to this world, a refusal to leave it. Those who engage in the repugnant ritual of the cycle may not join us at the table, brother"

"Bother..."

"Brother, you are not blind, you don't need an excuse to spend time with your sister either"

While I told my brother I wasn't going to be petty about these things, its honestly hard not to take in the schadenfreude that has washed over me yesterday as the boss went around the factory asking people around to stop their work in order to go help the brownose reindeers from the other factory, her "elite", our company's "top performers".

The same team that last December made a speech at the company dinner in front of the CEO and all of his important business buddies. Nevermind many of us peasants were ordered to stop our own work in order to go help them.

The same team that got a big bonus while everyone else, including the other factories got nothing. Nevermind many of us peasants were ordered to stop our own work in order to go help them.

The same team who spent the rest of the night, drunk posting on the company's whatsupp about how much better they were and how much more productive they were than all of us. Nevermind many of us peasants were ordered to stop our own work in order to go help them.

That team? Yeah, I mean 600 lockers due to next friday is a tall order to a team that can do at best, 20 lockers in day :v

As for me, well sorry boss, but I really can't stay, I got an appointment after work XD But hey, that team is "the best", right? Surely, they won't mess this up by not meeting the deadline, not now that the company's biggest client is watching, right? :^)

Such is the fate of all those at the top. Its lonely up there, no one will help you, everyone wants to see you fall and when it happens, no one will be there to catch you.

I can't help but remember my brother's words: "Praise is to be given in private and in moderation"

Indeed, last December was a big middle finger to us all who had to stop our own work in order to help these ingrates

Oh thank God, the big order just fell :3 My back has been itching for some heavy lifting

🎵You didn't come in peace

Wear a flower in your hair!

Didn't mean to harm

Anyone of us in here

You need what you take

Like a candle needs a snowflake

The roots are alive

And the bodies will rise

You can try the save me

But you'll never have a dice🎶

God, I hate babysitting x-x Was supposed to be drawing today

Why does everyone stare at me when I go outside?

The towns siren sounded for quite some time. No idea what that was but people were talking about a massive storm coming.

We had a wonderful sunny day and I hang out with my buds for a football game

Guy at work wanted to show me porn on his phone but I refused. Seemed confused when I told him I was still a virgin, too.

They call it "NSFW" but it seems people will watch it during the job, regardless