Hell is having to choose between being happy and post violently psychotic journals about how much I obsess over Rabbits or being accepted by society and post milk toast journals about Rabbits ;_;

The Rabbits noses wiggle because they can smell your sins. 

They gnaw at your flesh every so delicately that you won't even notice it's gone until the only thing left of your being is your soul. There the eyes of the Rabbits stare at you, their black abysses uncovering every mistake you've made. 

I fucking love cats

My corpse will keep dancing as a long as the Rabbits sing

Apologies for my absence. I died, but my faith in Rabbits has brought me back

If I could, I would give everyone Rabbits...

I am the Rabbit Toucher, I will touch your Rabbit. DO NOT attempt to stop me from touching your Rabbit, if you try to stop me I'll touch your Rabbit anyway. I do not care about you, I only care about Rabbits! It is because I care about Rabbits that I will touch your Rabbit, all Rabbits deserve to be touched. I don't care if your Rabbit is a lop eared Rabbit or a Giant Flemish Rabbit, I will only be angry if you have no Rabbit, if you have no Rabbit I WILL SCREAM!!! If you have 2 Rabbits, I will touch 2 Rabbits. Do not be alarmed when I arrive, I will do so quietly, you will leave your door unlocked and you will remain in your chamber. If your door is locked I will break into your house and touch your Rabbit, if you feel fear I will touch your Rabbit anyway. If you scream I will touch your Rabbit anyway. If you call the police, they won't come. My touch is warm, my touch is light. The Rabbit knows who I am, I will not touch the inside of your Rabbit and I will not influence the conscience of your Rabbit, I will only touch the outside of your Rabbit. Do not hide your Rabbit, if you hide your Rabbit I will find your Rabbit, if I find your Rabbit I will touch your Rabbit. I would never touch you but if you touched me you would scream. 

When I'm done touching your Rabbit I would announce "I'm done touching your Rabbit" and leave the house. I will not return

How much do you love Rabbits? Would you boil your mother's entrails for them and skin endangered animals into their name? ;0;

At the furcon no one knows you're a wererabbit

No officer, I didn't see any fat, bald dude breaking into people's houses to pet their bunnies.

That sounds awful, I hope you guys catch this Warehouse Rabbit