Dreamed I was at the vet with my bud watching mma fights between world leaders and pro wrestlers. Apparently the only rule was that each would have to be dressed like an asshole to fight.

I'm sure you're asking how did Trump fair against the Undertaker who was in a old timey swimming suit with a paper crown. Not great, that's the thing about wrestlers, isn't? Wrestling is fake but their muscles are real.

So friend reminds me we gotta go check on some old lady's cats, by the way we pass by some homeless dude inside an old abandoned garage staring at us.

We got to the house and the woman had a colony of malformed spider cats, looked like something out of an early AI image. One of the little bastards crawled over my keg and but I managed to catch it for the vaccine.

We passed by the old garage again and the homeless dude was dragging a kids corpse inside, the kid seemed like to have had his chest open and heart removed. My friend told me he was a satanist and that we had to report him to the church, so we did, we went to the church near my house and told one of the priests what had happened. The priest assured us a task force had been sent to deal with the satanic hobo and that he would burn at the stake for his crimes.

I went back home after that, getting out of the church I noticed there was a white cat in a jester outfit dancing and praying on top of the bell tower. He said he wanted to meet God and the night sky started to shine like it was a sunny day, beams of like and cherubs came down from the sky alongside a large, golden, two-haded eagle who took a dice in the car with its claws, disembowling him and ripping off limbs.

"Thou shall not use the Lord's name in vain"

I got home and found it was turned into an orphanage with a few orphans and nuns.

Some cat passed by one of the kids and she told the nuns that she wanted to see the kitty again. The lights went out and on again, this time the cat laid dead in the middle of a theater stage

The little girl started to cry and suddenly the cat lifted his head and started to grin at her, letting out a laugh while church organ music played. The girl ran away and the cat started to float after her, screaming everyone she loves would end up dying like her parents did.

Enough of that shit so I went for a walk in the village that was now covered in snow.

I saw a naked elf sitting near the well, freezing. I approached him to talk but all he did was scream for his eyes back, they had been gouged out